Superbowl, Yogurt, Circumcision, and Patrick Swayze

On today’s show, Iliza shares with us the secret behind Bill Belichick’s homeless man sweatshirt on super bowl Sunday. She also discusses yogurt that kicks the crap out of you and talks about lesbian soccer cars. Jodi Miller guests as the chat girl and reveals what it’s like to make out with an infomercial god. Iliza sounds off on circumcision, recreates Dirty Dancing with her dog (Iliza’s Patrick Swayze) and GODP gets dirty and THE PUB OF THE WEEK!


  1. Eric on February 7, 2012 at 9:02 pm

    A must watch episode!

  2. Wormhat on February 7, 2012 at 9:40 pm

    Fuck yeah, Chloe.. It’s all about Mac Lethal.

  3. Santiago on February 8, 2012 at 12:14 am

    Not sure if the good pussy song or Blanche Dirty Dancing was my favorite part.

  4. Jack on February 9, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    It pains me to say it, but as an uncircumcised guy I have to agree with Iliza on this one. Do your boys a favor and get rid of that flap of skin. It’s annoying and women hate it.

    • Ole Floppy Dick on February 10, 2012 at 4:06 pm

      Whaaaat? How can you say that? Do you have phimosis, or something? You can fix that, and not necessarily with surgery. I try to be fair to women who aren’t used to intact penises, but this woman was being a raging bitch about it, and refused to even hear fair, logical arguments. You should know it’s not hard to wash an intact dick, and that a woman’s labia can get just as dirty. Also, she implies that EVERYONE doesn’t like oversized labia majora. Personally, I don’t care, because I’m not a picky jerk who thinks everyone in the world should conform to my ideal of beauty.

      What it comes down to is, whether you like the skin or not, it should be the person’s choice what to do with his/her own genitals. If you want to get yourself circumcised, go right ahead! Please, though, never take that choice away from any other human being. There are plenty of people out there who would like it, they might like it themselves, you don’t know! Don’t push your preferences on your children.

  5. ERIC NAU on February 11, 2012 at 10:08 am

    Wow, this woman is SO ignorant.

    (a) how would you know that removing a foreskin removes a lot of pleasure? How about the fact that the foreskin is extremely sensitive and pleasurable…

    (b) The Jews did not begin the practice as a means of hygiene – it was begun as a father-son sacrifice – a blood ritual that was likely intended to replace child sacrifice (remember the story of Isaac)?

    (c) The vulva (female genitals) and the male genitals develop from the exact same tissue in the womb. The clitoral hood and the labia minora (inner lips) combine to serve the same functions of the foreskin.

    (d) The vulva produces MORE smegma than the male genitals do (it develops under the clitoral hood and around the folds of the labia minora). The fact that few women realize this should indicate how easy it is to clean – and cleaning male genitals is even easier than cleaning female genitals.

    (d) circumcised penises don’t objectively look better. Iliza’s sexual preferences for a circumcised penis likely developed from her earlier sexual experiences being with circumcised penises. Imagine a culture where everyone has their teeth surgically removed at birth. There would be something so “alien” about seeing someone with a full mouth of teeth smiling at you when you finally witness it at 20-years-old.

    (e) The foreskin is there for a reason. If someone wants to cut it off of themselves, sure.. but we really need to re-evaluate the idea that it’s okay for parents to have a healthy, sensitive, functional part of their child cut off, despite no national medical organization in the entire world recommending it (including the United States).

  6. Booben the farm cleaner on February 12, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    A circumcised penis is ugly and gross. It is like a face with its lips cut off. This kike broad doesn’t understand that over 95% of non-muslim men are intact and not mutilated. The men in those African areas that circumcise women find uncircumcised women gross so it shows what an arbitrary mind she has.

    • disgruntled on February 15, 2012 at 1:38 pm

      hey! don’t you badmouth my circumcised penis dude! it is not ugly and gross!

  7. Jason on February 16, 2012 at 6:01 pm

    Iliza is awesome. I want to adopt her.

  8. jesse on February 21, 2012 at 10:48 pm

    iliza just became sooo much sexier by disliking those freak gross dicks.

  9. Girl who likes WHOLE men on March 25, 2012 at 5:47 pm

    This woman has no idea about anything she is spouting and sounding off about.

    I have had sex with lots of men – at least enough to be able to know the differences and let me tell you a cut man is not a man I ever want to sleep with again. No mutilated, dried up, tortured penis for me please.
    I would prefer a whole, intact man any day of the week.
    That she think Female GM is ‘something that only happens in Africa’ she needs to do some serious research. It happens in the US, Canada and the UK every single day, illegally but by physicians, in hospitals even. DO YOUR HOMEWORK LADY!

    Back to penis-talk. Intact men have a fully functioning penis, and there shouldn’t be issues with cleanliness – it’s called a fucking shower!

    Furthermore, the ‘reasons
    behind MGM and FGM are the SAME:

    “Harm of Circumcision:
    Circumcision is a more serious amputation than generally thought. It
    destroys all the natural mechanical functions of the penis, leaving it only
    with the ability to become erect. Circumcision necessarily involves a
    preputial neurotomy, a frenar neurotomy, a posthectomy, frenectomy, a
    subtotal penile shaft removal, and a penile endocrinectomy. Circumcision
    amputates three feet of veins, arteries and capillaries; several feet of
    nerves; the preputial muscles and 60% to 80% of the penile skin system.

    Harm to Female Sexual Partners:
    Without the mobile sheath of the foreskin, the circumcised penis acts like a
    ramrod in the vagina. This is unnatural and has negative health consequences
    for women. Trauma such as vaginal abrasion, dryness, pain and coital
    bleeding are unique to the female partners of circumcised men.(8,9) Female
    partners of intact men do not suffer from these problems. Female partners of
    circumcised men must resort to artificial sexual lubricants to replace the
    natural lubricants lost by circumcision. No studies have ever been
    undertaken to determine the potential harm of prolonged internal exposure to
    these artificial chemicals.”
    -Paul M. Fleiss. MD, MPH, and Frederick Hodges

    Seriously – people need to learn the facts before they start shooting off their mouths.

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