This totally fake made up news story just in from the FNP (Fake News Press)… Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street and “Thing” from the Adams Family can finally learn how to play the piano with the new Japanese Finger Piano. Freddy Krueger said to one of our fake reporters, “Damn! It’s about f*cking time! Don’t get me wrong, I still love scaring the livin’ sh*t out of people when they sleep, but I’ve always been jealous of that little sh*t Schroeder on Charlie Brown, because he can play the piano, and I couldn’t. I would love to play a beautiful piano concerto from Tchaikovsky first, lul them into a false sense of security, then, SCARE THEM TO DEATH!
Maybe I could even get a date with that little bitch Lucy Van Pelt too, then, scare her to death! Moo ha ha ha ha!” Freddy is now working with Thing on a new piano concerto, “String ’em up ‘n hang ’em for strings in C minor. The piece will be ready for it’s public debut sometime early this October. This story was composed by the result of 3 cans of Redbull and tasty candy treats.
This totally fake made up news story just in from the FNP (Fake News Press)… Freddy Krueger from Nightmare on Elm Street and “Thing” from the Adams Family can finally learn how to play the piano with the new Japanese Finger Piano. Freddy Krueger said to one of our fake reporters, “Damn! It’s about f*cking time! Don’t get me wrong, I still love scaring the livin’ sh*t out of people when they sleep, but I’ve always been jealous of that little sh*t Schroeder on Charlie Brown, because he can play the piano, and I couldn’t. I would love to play a beautiful piano concerto from Tchaikovsky first, lul them into a false sense of security, then, SCARE THEM TO DEATH!
Maybe I could even get a date with that little bitch Lucy Van Pelt too, then, scare her to death! Moo ha ha ha ha!” Freddy is now working with Thing on a new piano concerto, “String ’em up ‘n hang ’em for strings in C minor. The piece will be ready for it’s public debut sometime early this October. This story was composed by the result of 3 cans of Redbull and tasty candy treats.