1. Will on March 7, 2012 at 12:52 am

    way to show the butt cleavage Iliza!

  2. Dave Hire on March 7, 2012 at 10:55 pm

    The weakly news in review…

    RUSH LIMBAUGH: AOL has pulled their advertising from his show. AOL is pulling out. That means the next ones to go will be the people who make type writer ink ribbons, and the Rotary Telephone Salesmen. Best name comes from iliza, “Jabaugh the Rush”!

    THE NEW ALEXIS ARCHER COMMERCIAL: Alexis looked great! When you see a good looking girl like Alexis and see her saying, “at one point like subzero like took off the bikini and the bikini stayed off” what more do you need for the perfect commercial? Plus iliza’s humor that never fails. I almost forgot the commercial was about the New Mortal Kombat. Great job to Alexis 🙂

    FALLING ASLEEP DURING SEX: It sounded like a real story. Any man who falls asleep during sex should become sexless and have no gender at all. Just sleep all day, let your hair grow down to your feet and become cousin “It”. 🙁

    FASHION: Clearly by some designs, you can tell that the designers have decided “for” you, what you will like. 🙁

    The new “Back Boob Protectors”. They look like regular back packs, but are really used to hide deformities in some high school students with one giant tit on their backs and who live near the Himalayas. Now good news for the hunchbacks from the mountains, Sasquatch, Big Foot, and Rush Limbaugh can blend with society easie, passing each other on the streets without being noticed as often. They can also go into a store and buy Pop Tarts and Milk with little or no trouble.

    As far as the kids wearing Paper Mache clothing, iliza was correct in saying they looked like retarded 4th graders on Halloween. However, Halloween was 5 months ago, leaving us to believe they only dress like normal people on Halloween. No offense to those kids but, they look like a bunch of ballerina rejects from the Nutcracker. I would not want to be one of those light-weights on a windy day. The bully on the block can use the smaller kids as kites. But it’s the kid up in the air who will get the last laugh. It’s better to be pissed off than pissed on! “HIT THE BULLY!!!” Kid Kite wins!!! 🙂

    THE NEW HOVEROUND: How did they know that we needed a Zamboni Resurfacing Vehicle for Air Hockey??? How do they do it? How did they know? That’s pretty impressive!!! 🙂

    I loved the Electronic Sandwich. This is the next excuse I’m going to use to get out of work. It will go like this… “Hey! It’s Dave, uh, ya, uh, I can’t come in today. I went to a high tech Chinese restaurant called the “Place of Karate Chops and Judo Rolls: because they have a new sandwich, the “electronic Sandwich” and I heard it was pretty good, so I went in to try one. I ordered one from the menu. Everything on the menu was digital and electric. They brought it out. The waiter had a remote control. I did not realize that you had to start eating before it was activated. I had to chase the damn thing around the restaurant looking like a total goon. Itcould fly, and it could shoot back. It had a endless supply reserve of grape and strawberry jelly, and it shot little miniature Lemon Meringue, Custard, and Banana Cream Pies at me with tiny little tin foil pie tins like little torpedoes, but really fast. Even if you don’t get to eat, you still gotta pay for it, and leave hungry. I felt like I just dropped down 7 notches from the food chain. Got beat up by a sandwich. Everyone else there got to laugh. I didn’t stick around for dessert. I had to go home and go to bed. But I’ll be in FOR SURE tomorrow! Thanks bye” click! That beats the alien abduction excuse! 🙂

    TRUE FACT: The more I watch the weakly news, the more addicted to it I become!

    As is as always, keep up the great work and looking great! 🙂 🙂

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